Yesterday, Mark, Gus and Max were playing the card game War and, upon flipping up a king and a queen, Max and Gus got into a discussion about who should win the round.
Gus: Daddy, does king beat queen or queen beat king?
Mark: King beats queen.
Max: But that can't be right. Boys aren't supposed to beat girls.
How right you are, my sweet, sweet boy. Don't you ever forget that.